♛ king of the court ♛

I LOVE extremely unaware rich people it's so funny. there was this girl on tiktok joking about how she misbehaved while the family oil painting was being done...ma'am the WHAT?

they shoudl make an emoji of a guy lying on the ground writhing and dying

I hate not doing anything actually but I'm very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.

morality is definitely a human concept but i do think that dolphins know what they do is wrong

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

changing your sheets is the hardest thing in the whole world who the fuck cares about sisyphus and his stupid rock i have to take the sheets off my bed and then put new ones on and then in a little bit? ill have to do it again

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out