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@total-meltdown
.soren rolls worst crackship of all time, asked to leave transformers fandom

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Art being worse than Masterson
@total-meltdown
...huh. so, mr. prometheus black, that's what happened to you! i was wondering why i hadn't seen you on tv in a while.
um...does it hurt to have your entire body covered in acid? ah, sorry, that's probably rude to ask! it just sounds a bit scary...
Ah , yes … it certainly has been a while since i’ve been in front of the cameras ….
{ does he wish he could go back to that ? maybe - but he knows no one would want to tune in when he looks like … this . }
And I am not just simply covered in acid , no no - I am made entirely of it , with nothing left of the form i used to take -
.. also the name’s Meltdown now , by the way .
detroit's sweetheart - #1 model raina!
hihiii all! i'm raina, you may know me from seeing me on billboards around the city and in ads or if you're into musical theater! i perform in some local theaters' productions every so often~ sorry! i'm getting sidetracked. i thought it'd be nice to make a fun little blog like this to ramble and for if anyone has any questions for me! blah, blah, mandatory disclaimer: this is just my personal blog, nothing said here reflects on my employers, so basically don't go acting like my posts are endorsed by mr. powell or anyone else i've worked for, k?
now, onto the important stuff:
rules/info (ooc parts in this section italicized)
tfa oc rp/parody/ask blog! run by @lesbiansordward , but this blog is on its own account so follows will be from this account!
keep things sane in my askbox, k? i know i'm attractive, but please keep to what extent you're telling me that pg (basically, nothing too explicit! i dont mind jokes, just dont go overboard with it)
im ok with shipping, however i am going to have to note: raina is intentionally VERY coded to be a lesbian experiencing comphet. her main pairing is with starscream who i personally headcanon/portray as a woman but even without that headcanon the allegory is still there. so while i'm open to exploring potential concepts, she doesn't really experience any attraction to human men or autobot mechs outside of trying to force herself she thinks she does. joke asks about shipping her with other characters r 100% ok as well regardless of character's gender admin literally has a quartet of ocs where their bit is that they're all chronically online raina fans who r rly into rpf involving her.
let's just keep things positive! we'll all be happier that way!
Let's see... We got HenRae, maybe Ionry (or HenIonia), what other pairings you got ?
WHO SAID I HAD THOSE PAIRINGS!?
...
You know I don't know. I think there's like.......
Rae
Ionia
Kyung
Charlie
Raina
Bumblebee (Apparently)
Meltdown
Those are the ones I know of. Dunno about others, I guess you just gotta inform me!

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I'm sorry about the mass tagging I'm about to do, but I went to a human rock show and I found some rocks that reminded me of you! (Friends and otherwise)
Ignore the human hands. I had to use my holoform for the event.
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@udcjtarnofficial
@bumblebee-official
@total-meltdown
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@true-servant-of-lord-megatron
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“Sit up straight…don’t slouch. It’ll ruin your back.”
- @gadget-workshopmaintanece
"Don't tell me what to do, n00b! It's my spine and I'll totes turn it into a freakin' Fibonacci Sequence spiral if I wanna! I'M UNGOVERNABLE!"
“You’re gonna end up worse than a shrimp. Curled inward. Curly fry.”
Shrimpy shrimpy man.
Kyung: "Careful, Henry. Anymore talk about shrimp, and I may want to sink my teeth into you again.~"
*GIRLY SHRIEK*
*snrk -*
Soooo @totalownage42 you two gotta start working together
i mean it’d certainly be an .. interesting bout trying to work with him , but i wouldn’t be to opposed to the idea .
Hah! I bet you wouldn't keep up! I'm totes like lightning! ZAP ZAP! NYEEEOOOOUM!
oh really now . you think i couldn’t keep up with you ?
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Bet you couldn't last a day, Gungemuncher!
oh , i bet i certainly could with the likes of you , Masterson .
Oho! Put ya green where your mouth is, Juicy-Goosey.
could say the same right back to you .
{ he’s just :| . }
Soooo @totalownage42 you two gotta start working together
i mean it’d certainly be an .. interesting bout trying to work with him , but i wouldn’t be to opposed to the idea .
Hah! I bet you wouldn't keep up! I'm totes like lightning! ZAP ZAP! NYEEEOOOOUM!
oh really now . you think i couldn’t keep up with you ?
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Bet you couldn't last a day, Gungemuncher!
oh , i bet i certainly could with the likes of you , Masterson .

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I feel like I've said or at least implied this before but I'll say it again
THIS BUMBLEBEE IS POLY
HE IS POLYAMOROUS
HE IS A GREEDY LITTLE BASTARD
yes, he's married to blitzwing, but it IS possible for him to get flustered or something by OTHERS MUSES
no, he isn't cheating on Blitzwing or something, I would never write him like that
Ok I just needed to say that
Do you understand
“Ew. Why do you look like that…?”
(HES MEAN! Read my master post if you want to understand-)
could say the same right back to you .
at least i’m not missing half my face .
Gadget just stares at Meltdown
“What’d you just say.”
“At least he’s not built like puddy”
“Scars are cool, a blob of diarrhea isn’t.”
He just blinks and looks away trying to not smile
“The guy looks worse than my mixed, half eaten play doe I made when I was 6”
.. you both should be lucky that i’d rather not waste my time melting you insolent buffoons into nothing more than scrap .
{ because ohh he’s . not exactly pleased with what they’re comparing him to . }
Soooo @totalownage42 you two gotta start working together
i mean it’d certainly be an .. interesting bout trying to work with him , but i wouldn’t be to opposed to the idea .
Hah! I bet you wouldn't keep up! I'm totes like lightning! ZAP ZAP! NYEEEOOOOUM!
oh really now . you think i couldn’t keep up with you ?
“Ew. Why do you look like that…?”
(HES MEAN! Read my master post if you want to understand-)
could say the same right back to you .
at least i’m not missing half my face .
Gadget just stares at Meltdown
“What’d you just say.”
you heard what i said .
Do you have any workers still loyal to you or were you a shitty boss?
…..
{ seems he’d rather not answer that . }

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Can you still feel, even though you're acid now?
hm .. sort of ? it’s not like i can differentiate from a lot of textures , but i can still occasionally feel the differences between some items .
Can you still eat food?
no , i cannot .
Art: "What happens if we throw a corndog at your general mouth area?"
nothing special , really . it’d just burn up into nothing .
And how are you still alive if you can't eat
well i mean it’s not like i have any actual organs , so . that about answers that question .