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Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
will byers stan first human second

if i look back, i am lost
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
styofa doing anything
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
$LAYYYTER

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Keni
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
Putting this here so i can pin it <3

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more anders as promised...
still unsure what's allowed on tumblr so full on my twitter as per usual
(expanding on this)
different versions of eunuch for this scenario
the chemically castrated alpha with the big floppy dick that wont get hard or pop a knot no matter what, but it can still be squished into the omega, who purr purr purrs as they have ages-long gentle grindy sex where they never pull out even halfway (because its hard to get back in). this alpha hardly reacts to any regular alpha display stuff, super non aggressive, is socially considered 'pretty much a large omega', doesnt even really give off scent
the 'no balls=no cum' alpha, that can get hard but not make a knot. people just assume he wont be horny at all but he very much is, he fucks like a beta with a grudge because he cant reach 'that perfect knotting moment' so if the omega hes been falling in love with wants him back he just goes fully nuts
the 'totally smooth' eunuch alpha that doesnt have any physical dick but will slam his hips against the omega hard enough that psychologically the omega feels like its happening, who is SO horny but has no ability to get off so he has to make the omega cum as much as possible, because smelling those 'i just got knotted by my alpha' pheremones are so excitign that he can have a braingasm from it, who runs away with his omega someday soon after the omega diligently and obsessively licks and rubs at the smooth plain where things Used to be, who finds the odd sensitive spot in the crease at the side and massages it, who maybe even discovers the prostate (a thing neither one knew existed), who makes his alpha ACTUALLY FOR REAL CUM (all shivery and overwhelmed and Different from his memories but so so good that he cries)
anyways somehow through all this no one suspects a thing because PFF alphas arent alphas without their knots, what would an alpha even DO with an omega except fuck it?
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Commission for @snaggz ~!
guardian of the golden kingdom
one time this japanese fujoshi i follow on twitter posted "the bottom should have a bigger dick so that you can watch it bounce while they get fucked and the top should have a smaller dick so that it can go in easier. uke dicks should be big and decorative and seme dicks should be average size and functional" and honestly her mind
ok fine reblogs are back on go wild
Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?
Happy pride, specifically to trans men who make mediocre pasta dishes.
I love you.
tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
and L concludes that this increases the likelihood of light being kira
Another auction's already underway, over at Songgu Kwon's eBay!
Have you ever taken antibiotics?
Yes
No
I ask because i never have. did you know that (some of them can) turn your bones colours? well you know that now. you should probably google what colour your bones are <3 (thats not why i havent had antibiotics btw. im jealous of your potentially colourful bones. i havent had them because im poor. im just wondering like.. how common they are)
Some Good Old Fashion Schmaltz, a Post Canon-AU because I can't believe we didn't get to see how Touya's storyline ended
normally i don't go in for sentimentality, but I feel like my faves deserve it!! idk this is kind of closer to the type of ending i was hoping for. Rehabilitation, basically! everyones putting their talents to use fixing the world. making amends. with their friends. getting the healthcare and support they need. ET CETERA idk i just really wanted this
(my apologies to Tomura, you were here in spirit. literally)
Do you know what this is and do you own one
I know what it is and I own one (from the U.S.)
I know what it is and I own one (from Europe)
I know what it is and I own one (from somewhere else: Tell me where)
I know what it is and I don't own one (from the U.S.)
I know what it is and I don't own one (from Europe)
I know what it is and I don't own one (from somewhere else: Tell me where)
I don't know what it is for (from the U.S.)
I don't know what it is for (from Europe)
I don't know what it is for (from somewhere else: tell me where)
I would put vanilla extract in that
Ok, to prove to my husband that this is more a European device than a U.S. device I am going to need more non-US people to reblog this.
Do not reblog for science. No science will be happening. Reblog to help me prove a point!
(If I am right I will show him this poll. If I am wrong he will never know this happened)

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
I'm sure many people have already shared this here, but I think it's important that people here on Tumblr need to see this.
"I disagree with Kamala's position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?" by US Senator Bernie Sanders
His question is NOT RHETORICAL by the way! Transcript for anyone who struggles with video:
“I understand that there are millions of Americans who disagree with President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris on the terrible war in Gaza.
I am one of them.
While Israel had a right to defend itself against the horrific Hamas terrorist attack of October 7th, which killed 1,200 innocent people and took 250 hostages, it did not have a right to wage an all-out war against the entire Palestinian people.
It did not have the right to kill 42,000 Palestinians, two thirds of whom were children, women and the elderly, or injure over 100,000 people in Gaza.
It did not have the right to destroy Gaza's infrastructure, housing, and healthcare system. It did not have the right to bomb every one of Gaza's 12 universities.
It did not have the right to block humanitarian aid, causing massive malnutrition in children and, in fact, starvation.
And that is why I am doing everything I can to block U.S. military aid and offensive weapon sales to the right-wing extremist Netanyahu government in Israel. And I know that many of you share those feelings, and some of you are saying,
"How can I vote for Kamala Harris if she is supporting this terrible war?"
And that is a very fair question. And let me give you my best answer. And that is that even on this issue, Donald Trump and his right-wing friends are worse. In the Senate, in Congress, the Republicans have worked overtime to block humanitarian aid to the starving children in Gaza. The President and Vice President both support getting as much humanitarian aid into Gaza as soon as possible.
Trump has said Netanyahu is "doing a good job", and has said Biden is "holding him back". He has suggested the Gaza strip would make excellent beachfront property for development. And it is no wonder Netanyahu prefers to have Donald Trump in office.
But even more importantly - and this I promise you - after Kamala wins, we will together do everything that we can to change U.S. policy toward Netanyahu. An immediate ceasefire, the return of all hostages, a surge of massive humanitarian aid, the stopping of settler attacks on the West Bank, and the rebuilding of Gaza for the Palestinian people.
And let me be clear. We will have, in my view, a much better chance of changing U.S. policy with Kamala than with Trump, who is extremely close to Netanyahu and sees him as a like-minded, right-wing extremist ally.
But let me also say this - and I deal with this every single day as a U.S. Senator - as important as Gaza is, and as strongly as many of us feel about this issue, it is not the only issue at stake in this election.
If Trump wins, women in this country will suffer an enormous setback and lose the ability to control their own bodies. That is not acceptable.
If Trump wins, to be honest with you, the struggle against climate change is over. While virtually every scientist who has studied the issue understands that climate change is real, and an existential threat to our country and the world, Trump believes it is a "hoax". And if the United States, the largest economy in the world, stops transforming our energy system away from fossil fuel, every other country - China, Europe, all over the world - they will do exactly the same thing. And God only knows the kind of planet we will leave to our kids and future generations.
If Trump wins, at a time of massive income and wealth inequality, he will demand even more tax breaks for the very richest people in our country while cutting back on programs that working families desperately need. The rich will only get richer while the minimum wage will remain at $7.25 an hour and millions of our fellow workers will continue to earn starvation wages.
Did you all see the recent Trump rally at Madison Square Gardens? Well, I did. And what I can tell you is that, as a nation, as all of you know, we have struggled for years, against impossible odds, to overcome all forms of bigotry - whether it's racism, whether it's sexism, whether it's homophobia, whether it's xenophobia, you name it. We have tried to fight against bigotry. But that is exactly what we saw on display at that unbelievable Trump rally. It was not a question of speakers getting up there, disagreeing with Kamala Harris on the issue. That wasn't the issue at all. They were attacking her simply because she was a woman, and a woman of colour. Extreme, vulgar sexism and racism.
Is that really the kind of America that we can allow?
So let me conclude by saying this: this is the most consequential election in our lifetimes. Many of you have differences of opinion with Kamala Harris on Gaza. So do I.
But we cannot sit this election out. Trump has got to be defeated. Let's do everything we can in the next week to make sure that Kamala Harris is our next president.
Thank you very much.”