my how do you say... blog

Guys stop joking this isn't funny, what if Mitch is alive

“Abusement park”? My friend we have a word for that it’s called “capitalism”

Damnn 💯

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

dreamt that walmart was doing some kind of sale where they partnered with a company called "freevaginaphotos.com" and when i bought something they also printed out a picture of someones vagina and gave it to me

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

the "we need this version of [x]" memes always have me in hysterics for some reason