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Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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when you're the crazy lady in a tinfoil hat at work because you have a reputation for not using ai and then you get to watch when the heavily-ai-built tool everyone was encouraged to put very important work on breaks and now they don't really know how to fix it or when it'll be operational again because they don't fully know how it was put together in the first place
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The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times
This applies to both of them
The Star Trek title card generator is over here:
Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!
The sitemaker (Josh Mayfield at https://bsky.app/profile/bean525.bsky.social) has asked for people to come in and kick its tires so he can work out any bugs they turn up. So do give him a hand, if you feel inclined. :)
(also, deeply amused by this one...)
I thought about just tagging this 'nuff said, but it's not.
I want to say something to all of the women under 50 on this site. Ready? You do not have to be over 50 to start taking up space.
Can I make that blink? Is that a thing Tumblr can do? Because, seriously. The sooner you believe you are allowed to take up space, the better life will be.
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 7
Spock (Star Trek)
James (Pokémon)
LOCK THE FUCK IN MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS SPOCK CANNOT BE LOSING HERE
eye stretches, yeehaw
your eyes are always looking forward. they're tired. stop that. so, without moving your head:
look up. look down. slowly go back and forth in a straight line at a comfortable pace.
look left. look right. slowly go back and forth in a straight line at a comfortable pace.
cross X's with your eyes. start in one corner of your vision and cross to the other. slowly go back and forth in a straight line at a comfortable pace.
following a finger in these directions may help.
also, blink.
Spicing this up by slowly spelling cusswords with my eyes for the dopamine :D
SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952) dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen
The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
Bobby & Chim 9-1-1, S01E10
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Embroidered Sculptures Recreate Lifelike Mushrooms, Lichen, and Fungi in Thread
by Grace Ebert - Colossal, February 25, 2022
Amanda Cobbett suspends a singular moment in the fleeting lives of fungi by stitching their likeness in thread. The textile artist photographs and gathers specimens that she brings back to her Surrey Hills-based studio, where she finds fibers to match pale green lichens and golden chanterelles. Using a free-motion embroidery technique on a sewing machine, she then stitches multiple layers onto a piece of dissolvable fabric that, once the organism is complete, is washed away to leave just the mushroom or mossy bark intact. As a scroll through her Instagram reveals, the resulting sculptures are so realistic in color, shape, and size that it’s difficult to distinguish the artist’s iterations from their counterparts.
Currently, Cobbett is preparing a collection that will head to the Artful Craft exhibition at Make Southwest, which opens on April 2.
literally crying laughing at this
#i'd kinda assumed there was more alpaca in an alpaca
"Alpacky! Oh, no, it's just a stick puppet. I was trigked and rused. WAIT...."
Wafrica« by Serge Mouangue, a Cameroonian designer based in Japan. Wafrica creates African patterns on Japanese traditIonal kimonos
Dying Inside to Hold You, sung by Timmy Thomas. Born in Evansville.
Can't make this up. Red stringing all the way into the past.
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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi
my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!
any intruders are welcome to join us for story time
my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.
when will it be my turn.
holy fuck
happy one year to bedtime yaoi
Thought this was one of those artifacts they use to try and prove that aliens exist and built Machu Picchu but it's very clearly concrete and not sedementary stone.
