Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

thought crimes dont exist yay forever

they should invent an enough that is enough

i can’t remember if i wrote this about ocd or money or buddhism or doom scrolling or self image or time or grief

guy who’s never studied either organised religions or cults: there’s basically no difference between organised religions and cults

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

(meekly) can’t wait to inherit the earth…

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

I fear that the context of me making this post shortly after the US withdrew from Afghanistan has been forgotten and now people just think I want to blow up Utah.

it's me The devil from the Bible