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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

this seems like something that would legit happen in an abandoned fjord in Norway where the border between humans and the old gods is thin.

ma'am its clear that this seal is a christian

[video description: a seal lying on a beach with its head resting on the edge of the grass. As the camera approaches, the seal opens its mouth, presumably to make seal sounds, but instead of seal sounds the videographer has edited in the sounds of a men’s choir singing etherial music]

He’s not catholic that’s the Halo theme. He is a gamer smh

OBSESSED with the fact that the halo soundtrack slaps so hard people thought it was legit a Catholic choir hymn.

there is a demon telling you to go to bed without brushing your teeth... do not listen to him

imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads

I know some of you are staff so lemme just go ahead and request that you reinstate the crab feature when the queen dies

before april fool’s is over, i’d just like to say that the team fortress two heavy update will be released next week

sorry i tried to drink your blood i think you're cute