ceo of waffleverse

Joy and whimsy detected! 🦈 <- this grout white shark is joyful and whimsical!

whenever I pass by the guinea pig enclosure they look at me like I owe them money

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Belphagor is setting up a kitty paint ball arena in order to contribute to the rent.

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

World Heritage Post

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)