i'm a dreaming robot and none of this is real

the baby.....

she has the cognitive function of a common house cat. if it makes you guys feel better u can imagine a part of the people lost in the blood ocean just regressing to this kind of state and having the time of their afterlives chewing on plastic and being treated like royalty by two men stuck on an alien planet.

More youtuber Simon AU!!!!!!!

Based on this

"Streamer Simon who uses his streams as a chance to vent about his cult upbringing." ~@itscjrodgers on TikTok

ok awesome, tumblr decided to just send my post into the void so here we go again:

elli came free with simon, meaning when he first woke up, he threw up a clump of flesh and… ta-daaaa! small elli materialized on our plane of existence.

simon is like the dad who didn’t want a cat, he kept his distance from her while grace figured out wether they could keep her around safely or had to throw her out into space (which he reaaaally didn’t wanna have to do, i mean, look at her cute lil legs!! she’s such a good, wiggly, little girl!!). once they were sure she wasn’t dangerous simon warmed up to her pretty quickly.

a growing understanding —

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