Evan Queen

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

dramatic bitch i want one

Bungee jumping but instead of a bungee cord it’s anal beads and you have to clench to stop yourself

op can i ask u a question

I will not be taking any questions at this time

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

Word of advice never try to karaoke Since U Been Gone…Kelly Clarkson is a soprano and she wanted the whole world to know it

mcsnatched

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator

her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself

everyone say thanks emily!!!

Simpler times