Involuntary Edgelord

thank you for coming to my this

#mythis

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Official joy and whimsy post

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

Please share this, as he could be anywhere between Northern California and Ohio so we are trying to get more reach out of our OR/CA circles.

Actually, Weed is a commercial truck hub. He could be anywhere in the country. Please share and keep an eye out.

Purple Starling

Purple Staring

Purple Startling

@yay-bunnies-world

bunnies often enjoy having fun in square-type playing situations

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now