i am normal i prommy

people need to realise there is a difference between a pr relationship and a relationship which pr exploit for views. willmack are the latter. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

no actually let's elaborate on it. wm are like throwing peaches on the grill for the hell of it, because they're in season and you're out there anyways. because it's summer and you barely go two days without grilling, and barely go a week without inviting people over. because when there's this much sun you have to share it. wm are late nights talking about everything and nothing. delirious from the exhaustion of just being in the heat for that long. wm are citronella candles that do fuck all at keeping mosquitos away. but lighting them anyways bc that's what you're supposed to do, and you just like the smell. wm are trying out a recipe you found on pinterest and kicking yourself by the end, not because you messed up cooking it, but because it doesn't look as nice as the picture. wm is buying every meat, cheese, and fruit to make a legendary charcuterie board, and realizing halfway through assembly that no amount of cornichons or honeycomb makes up for your sausage fingers and shitty knife skills. wm are secretly thinking the best mozzarella is the string cheese in your old lunchbox. wm are making big summer plans to be productive only to waste all your time watching reruns on tv. wm are eating chocolate covered almonds but not counting it as breaking your diet because nuts are a health food right? wm are a good balsamic vinegar, from the nice grocery store. a little goes a long way, but it's some people's favorite. wm are using bread to soak up the last dredges of your meal because you want it to last forever. wm are stone fruits, sweet bright messy. wm are taking a bite and not caring that juice gets all over your face and neck. wm are eating cherries until you get sick, so sick that you swear you'll never eat another, but you say that every summer.

mack cornering rj the day before will lands in vancouver (they’re both vibrating with excitement the way a child would on xmas eve) like Listen. smit did not grow up with brothers who whaled on him nonstop so you can’t be rough with him. even as a joke. no idc that you’re 5’2 it doesn’t matter he’s still not used to that. and be careful with his shoulder. it’s not funny stop laughing. stop being a dick i’ll kick your ass. NO I’M NOT GOING TO WIGGLE FOR HIM. don’t fucking tell him i wiggle when i get excited he doesn’t need to know that. because the wiggling stays at home there’s no wiggling in san jose. go fuck yourself that’s why

the wiggling better not ever come to san jose btw. i don't want to see that shit and neither does my good friend collin graf

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about

"theyre only friends" ONLY friends??? oonllyy friends??? friends is one of the most amazing things you can be

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

imagine you’re rivals with this guy in college and you lwk hate him but then you fast forward and now you’re fucking booping his nose on the ice. yeah.

sorry for thinking fully clothed sex is hot. sorry for thinking that making someone ruin multiple layers of valuable fabric separating them from me because they're so desperate for my touch is attractive. i'm so fucking sorry alright.

put your clothes back on. no i didn't lie we're still having sex just have some faith in me on this. can you do that.

ask wsh what his favorite position is and he'll say fetal