2 minutes for holding

no yeah, i'll take the bed farthest from the door. no yeah, i want a big guard dog to protect my home. no yeah, when i was younger i used to set up traps all over the house when my mom would go out for errands. no yeah, i sleep better when there's someone else in the room with me. this is all normal btw there's nothing wrong with me and i don't believe that there's something deeply wrong with me

cole huston just twitch streamed fortnite in silence for an hour. no facecam no commentary no chatting just straight fortnite gameplay. then ended the stream by saying “thanks” yeah the caps rookies are doing alright

going through the pwhl tag and it feels like 20 funerals are all happening at once

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

im not euthanizable in the slightest. You Need Me.

imagine you’re macklin celebrini you come home from losing at the olympics to find out your boyfriend signed you up for an elevated cupcake experience then a couple months later you come home from losing at worlds to find out he adopted a dog called macklin celewienie