Just Plain Little Me

My DM decides to let the players in on the worldbuilding, and asks us what kind of town we want to start in, what kind of taverns there are, what kind of leader the place has. We can decide on almost everything, except the gender of the ruler of the place.

Player 1: “I think it would be better if it’s a male, as it’s a noble and it makes sense that it’s the son that gets the city.”

Player 2: “I think it would be more fun if for some reason the family had to give it to the daughter instead, that makes for a more interesting interaction…”

Player 3: “Let’s just roll for it. Odd is male, even is female.”

Both players agree to that, and the player begins to roll, but just before he lets go I call out: “Natural 20 and they’re genderqueer!”

Of course it lands on a natural 20.

We now have a genderfluid ruler of the town, who’s body because of wild magic keeps switching between being male and female when they start feeling like the other gender. 

Setup, We had been running a long term homebrew campaign and a friend of ours brought in a new player who turned out to be a pain in and out of character by looting everything while we all battled the bosses then bluffed his way out.

Just after a boss fight, Me to DM(ooc): So just for clarification true resurrection only needs the smallest organic particle right?

DM: Umm yeah??

ME: Anything like a toenail, Hair or such?

DM again: Yeah..why

ME: Because this guy is pissing me off in and out of game and his character is wearing dragonscale armor with at least several chromatic breeds.

DM: still puzzled then a look of shock.

Me in character: I cast true resurrection on (characters) armor.

Connie: Oh! Wait… sorry, what’s the situation?

Lapis: Peridot’s gay for me and I’m gay for Peridot and Peridot and Amethyst are gay for each other. And I hate Amethyst.

Peridot: It’s not that complicated.

this looks interesting!

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