This blog sucks

Lapis: This gem [slides photo across table] I want you to kill her.

Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going. It’s probably not worth it.

Peridot: [sees Lapis fighting the Lapis Duo] Ladies please, there's no reason to fight over me.

Peridot: What are we gonna do?

*over text*

I love your quotes and posts, I can just picture them being canon

Amethyst: Awkward sibling hug?

That’s it. This is it. I’ve done it. I’ve found THE BEST BLOG on tumblr. And it’s you

Lapis: can you stop quoting football quotes?

Greg: *crying because his team lost*

Amethyst: Who’s the clingier one?

Lapis: *disappointed* They don’t even have a dalmatian here.

Peridot: *bangs head repeatedly at something Lapis said*

Lapis: Welcome to Little Homeworld. We have drugs and messed up ideas of flirting.

Kevin: Lapis is kinda cute.

Steven: Ugh, you know what’s the worst thing EVER?

Lars: What kind of a name is Lapis anyways?