musical trash

my uncle killed my father and married with my mother and now i must *remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health and wellbeing* put on a play

“This looks not like a nuptial” is my favorite line in all of Shakespeare cause like….yeah dude. Your best friend is screaming at his innocent fiancée, accusing her of cheating and demanding that her father disown her and break the engagement. The fiancée is fainting from an apparent heart attack and your girlfriend is sobbing and demanding that you challenge your best friend to a duel. What clued you in that this wedding might not be going well???

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" okay? it isn't my fault i was given those beans? you persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans? and without those beans there'd of been no stalk to get up to the giant in the first place?

into the woods asks important questions like "what's the point in blame if it doesn't fix what was broken" and "is it okay to shelter your loved ones from the dangers of the world if said dangers do kill them in the end" and "how many badass women can a prince fumble in one night"

“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?

So I just watched bride of reanimator. The transgender homosexuality of it all

This was like definitely not meant to be #relatable but I think I get to assign this work of fiction my own meaning and there's something about presenting a body to another man. That isn't necessarily yours but it's what you created. Specifically for his approval & having him promptly reject it. Maybe this is just my own very questionable dating history but literally I've done that

Also the line "I've created what no man's mind or woman's womb ever could" right before the "blasphemy? Before what god?" monologue went hard