Mega Typhlosion

N64 graphical glitch

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

DESPERATE MAD SCIENTISTS in your area want to do EXPERIMENTS on you

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

Tip: if boiling oil hisses at you, hiss back! this helps assert your dominance over it.

to all of you just silently reblogging from this specific thread, you’re going straight to hell. or gay to hell

what about ace to hell

Going undefined queer to hell

Going aro to hell

Ooh, I like going aro to hell!

Look at all the fucking space he had and he still fucking hit him. This was a premeditated attack!

That Nautilus was born to drive a BMW and is cursed to be unable to do so

@theshitpostcalligrapher

who needs reality shows when you have Ceiling Bug Drama

brushing my teeth watching a gnat bumble around on the ceiling somehow juuust barely avoiding the bathroom spider's web each time while the spider is visibly trembling in frustration

This has been sent to me four times today, so I'm condemning OP to be judged by the 42 and fall into Nuun.

Any time I make a type it's becuase of my mighty dragon claws