Sweet Pea

this is so bad this is the worst thing

This is by far the most cursed thing I’ve seen in my fucking life

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

My boyfriend and I were staying with my brother, and getting ready to go on a date. My brother was also preparing to meet his own date that same evening. My brother and my boyfriend also had both of their ex-girlfriends visiting at the time. When my brother’s date for the evening arrived I found both my brother and my boyfriend asleep in bed with their respective exes. I decided to go out with my brother’s new date, who was also a vampire.

Power Move

Every year I am reminded by a massive spike in my notes that this happened on my dash~

Y’all get on Twitter every day and say your kids said this profound ass shit, no he did not. Say your piece a go, don’t make up lies to make your point

??? Have you ever been around kids? Every single post i see talking about kids there is always undoubtedly someone saying “THIS IS FAKE. KIDS ARE VEGETABLES UNTIL 16 YEARS OLD” like, really? My 9 year old cousin is capable of something like this. She has her own political opinions and idea of the way the world works. Kids are competent, kids are capable, and kids, however how hard it is to believe, can make connections between a person on TV and a family member. Jfc

I literally am a teacher but go off

Then why are you commenting as if children are incapable of intelligence

“I am a teacher who refuses to believe children can make simple connections based on what they see and hear”, is not the flex you think it is

The horse has entered the hospital

damn the horse really IS in the hospital

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

When you’re a scoundrel but she loves you