Bruh

this is what a king looks like

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

I'll do it for you, creamy

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

g… go back in

STOP MAKING EVERYTHING MULTIPLAYER I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLES 

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

ideal relationship goals:

“theyre homophobic but theyre good people!!!” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. are they really. are they REALLY. are they. are theyr eally. Are the

this post is making straight people mad keep reblogging

Warming her tootsies.

me acting like ive did nothing wrong ever

he bake the beans

In retrospect ….. grunge crush

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

where are my museum gift shop memes

sometimes? i just be holding my titty

Dad can paint my insides with his preschoolers