that’s not the axolotl image
Dammit there's multiple???

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that’s not the axolotl image
Dammit there's multiple???

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My sister and I worked out the perfect cast for Muppet Dracula
#the gonzo and rizzo dynamic this implies is rizzo being like ‘gonzo i think we should get out of here’ at every turn#while gonzo is like ‘rizzo don’t be ridiculous’#gonzo: haha wow this castle is so cool and count dracula is such a nice guy!!#rizzo (trembling like a nervous Chihuahua) oh god oh god oh god#gonzo: check it out this guy’s got no reflection! crazy!!#rizzo: gonzo. we are gonna DIE here.#dracula *crawling down the castle like a lizard*#rizzo: GONZO ARE YOU SEEING THIS- wait#gonzo: *crawling down the wall like a lizard too* wahoo!!! (penny-anna)
@re-dracula
the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.
there’s this very specific image of an axolotl plushie with the phrase ‘i am at my limit’ that i’m not posting for obvious reasons (even though i’m inoculated because i tried to post it before) that if you try to post it tumblr will immediately delete your blog. like completely. your blog is just gone if you try to post the image. you can get it reinstated but you have to go to staff and be like ‘hi my blog was killed by a picture of an axolotl can you please give me it back.’ we found this out completely accidentally when brianna brucespringsteendotcom made the image and then posted it and then her blog was just gone, at which point we started to experiment. anyway, a while later we found that if someone submits the image and you don’t know what it is and you try to post it it will also nuke your blog. this obviously all sounds like an incredibly stupid internet hoax so when you try to warn people about the blog killing axolotl you just sound like you’re trolling but i promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that we are not.
people in the tags are like ‘i don’t know if this is true but it sounds wild’ i feel like the old man you meet in the first five minutes of a horror movie that tells the teenagers on spring break not to visit the creepy old house at the end of the road
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Here it is! (Im using an expendable sideblog so we'll see what happens)
So im trying to make a shitty family feud and need survey results
I thought of the shittiest questions possible please answer them plzzzz
Im making a family feud game for some friends and have written some of the shittiest questions i could think of. Please only put one answer
ill love you forever
happy fall

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If you can, please donate to the Internet archive, links in the description. The loss of the archive would be devastating for dozens of reasons.
I know the Library of Alexandria comment sounds like an exaggeration. It absolutely is not. As of May 7, 2022, the Internet Archive holds over 35 million books and texts, 7.9 million movies, videos and TV shows, 842 thousand software programs, 14 million audio files, 4 million images, 2.4 million TV clips, 237 thousand concerts, and over 682 billion web pages in the Wayback Machine. It’s been operating since 1996, the loss of knowledge would be impossible to ever completely come back from.
The lawsuit from Hachette Book Group, HarperCollins, John Wiley Sons, and Penguin Random House alleges there have been significant revenue losses because of their controlled digital lending program. For context, most libraries in the US also use CDL to distribute books to their patrons wherever they are but those programs are run through for profit companies and the libraries are often paying a very high fee to so their patrons can have access to digital books. The Internet Archive’s program is completely free but they have a policy of not digitizing and lending anything less than 5 years old.
The lawsuit goes on to note that authors often own larger shares of their revenue of digital vs. print copies of their books. So the publishing companies, seeing that they’re underpaying their authors, are essentially blaming a library for being free instead of bumping up what authors earn on print copies. The Internet Archive’s 5 year policy is designed to protect authors anyway as that’s when books typically make the most money.
if bugs bunny was the unabomber
my new mantra
anyone else just feel like they dont matter to people around them
just like so many of the people around me matter so much to me i remember anything funny that they do and i respond to what they say and laugh at their jokes and talk to them when i want to talk to someone about something
if someone else comes up in a convo im in and asks “what?” Ill explain to them. If someone im doing a project with asks me a question, i answer. Why dont i get the same in return.
Me @ my mother: AYO BITCH YOUV GOT SOM FRICCIN CONTRO ISSUS CHIŁŁ OUT

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God I just love being held responsible for my mother’s feelings. You are an adult. I’m sorry that I didn’t have time to buy you a gift because I was too busy doing my schoolwork (which yo u told me to do) and other responsibilities I have.
EVERY SHRED OF GODDAMN TIME THAT I AM GIVEN IS RIPPED OUT OF MY FINGERS BY THE SAME PEOPLE WHO CONTROL MY ENTIRE LIFE AND FUTURE . THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT . NOTHING I CAN SAY . IT WILL NEVER CHANGE .
it cant change
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what would it even become
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is it always gonna be this way? i mean what else would it be?
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always things to do
never time
no time
theres never time
you always have to do things
thats what they say
no rest
no rest for the weary
no rest
no rest for the children
no rest for the children
the children must work
work
shape their lives
shape their futures
shape
shape how the world sees them so they dont get left behind
forgotten
unseen
those who dont comply will be forgotten
comply
comply
comply
comply with society or be punished
with punishments worse than death
being forgotten
being alone
being meaningless
being left behind
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I love having every decision that I make as a 15 year old affect the rest of my life.
why wont you just LISTEN TO ME????
LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. I HAVE THINGS TO SAY TOO.
please
please
please
please
i dont want to be invisible
i want to be seen
i want to be heard
i want to be helpful
but i also want to be helped
i want help
i need help
i need
someone
to listen
.
.
.
listen to my struggles
liten to wjhat i have to say and stop fucking butting in
telling me shit like tis gonna get better
oh yea i feel the same way
oh junior year is so much harder
my high school sucked too, especially because i didnt have a mom
oh you dont even understand anxiety
but you have it so easy now
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but you have so much time!
but you have so much time!
but you have so much time!
but you have so much time!
but you have so much time!
but you have so much time!
but you have so much time!
but you have so much time!
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THERE IS NO TIME
god its so great to see that i mean literally nothing to the people that i care about
i mean you ignore me or my messages? its ok thats a mood
you vent to me? go ahead! im here to help
You ignore everything that i say, talk over me, invalidate me feelings and problems, and pretend like i dont exist or matter? literally just stab me instead. why the fuck do you even interract witth me if you really care that little.
For the past 2 hours i’ve been in a voice call with 4 of my friends. At the beginning of the call I recorded myself laughing and saying “yea” and ive played the recording at least once each minute at random times and never said anything else. No one has commented or said anything.
im glad to know how much people care about what I say

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i am so fucking sick of being ignored. please
PLEASE
can anyone even fucking hear me
We love joining a vc that was meant for you to be able to vent to your friends about your feelings but then your friends talked over you and started venting about their own stuff and now they’re talking about streaming and youre crying silently in a vc because you can’t fucking stream or play minecrsft or do any fucking things because you have so much god damn shit going on that no one has enough patience to listen to you talk about