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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping
the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armorÂ
so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off
That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that
male or female
hero or villain
sea or land
even in the snow
I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free
Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much
Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.
That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.
Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.
It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants
...Twist aside. I think I can make those. Chicken nugget surprisingly easy to make at home. Will take finagleing, but I think it can be done.
I was very impressed with the originality of this book, both its basic story and the subsequent development. The adventures of a depressed sentient supercomputer and their therapist sidekick. Constant surprises along the way, and a climax that I honestly never would have predicted. Check it out!
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Califia's Crusade -- Chapter 1
Please enjoy this first chapter of my latest novel "Califia's Crusade." I hope you enjoy it! On the isle of California in the year of our Lord 1500, a woman in a hut stared at two helmets and pretended she had a choice. Polished to a mirror shine, the left helmet glinted vividly in the morning sunlight that streamed through the open window. The swirling designs and intricate patterns of its…
The Forgotten Empire, Part 3
How The Thriving, Prosperous Timurid Empire of Central Asia Declined and Dissolved While Timur’s personal brand of ruthless politics and battlefield competence kept his realm united during his lifetime, it was not long after his death that cracks began to appear in the foundations of his empire. Succession among nomadic steppe cultures was rarely a simple affair and the mantle of the chief…
The Chaucer of Central Asia
The Greatest Poet You’ve Never Heard Of At a certain point while researching Califia’s Crusade, I wanted to bring more real-life historical figures into the story. While studying the Gurkani Empire in the late 1400s, I happened upon a fascinating courtier, politician, and poet named Alishir Navai. A portrait of Alishir Navai which was painted during his lifetime. Source: Public Domain Born in…
The Forgotten Empire, Part 2
The Timurid Renaissance When Timur the Great passed away in early 1405, a succession dispute quickly arose among potential claimants. Timur had kept control over his empire by appointing family members as governors of various regions and cities. Now that he was gone, some of them favored splintering the empire so that they could now act with absolute authority in their domains and not have to…

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The Heirs of Byzantium
Who Could Claim Constantinople After the Ottoman Conquest? As I’ve previously noted, the Ottoman conquest of Constantinople in 1453 was not the first time that the Eastern Roman Empire had been ousted from its capital city. However, unlike the 1204 sack of Constantinople by knights of the Fourth Crusade and subsequent restoration after a six-decade occupation, there would be no Byzantine…
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The Legend of the Gargareans, the Anti-Amazons The Amazons are a well-known component of Greek mythology and there are many similar stories of all-women societies in folklore worldwide, as well as many real-life examples of women warriors in general throughout actual history like the Onna-Bugeisha of feudal Japan and the Dahomey Amazons of Africa. Greek mythology in particular, however, also…
The Forgotten Empire, Part 1
Timur the Great and the Central Asian Empire You’ve Probably Never Heard Of West of China and India, south of Russia, and east of Turkey and Iraq lies a stretch of land that is currently occupied by Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Turkmenistan. The area that these nations occupy roughly correspond with one of the largest and most impressive…
The Cancelled Crusade
Late Medieval Politics and the Quest for Constantinople The Crusades occupy a strange place in the American imagination. Popular impressions of what they were, why they happened, and what their practitioners hoped to accomplish are incredibly varied and often dependent upon contemporary political outlook. My own opinion on the matter is that the Crusades were a uniquely Medieval phenomenon…
Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.