may no fantasy hold my head up

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

gay zuko confirmed but only with the caveat that his friends aren't cool with it

zuko legalising gay marriage in the fire nation happened offscreen so they didn't have to show the gaang protesting it complete with calling him slurs most terrible. toph has the metal cops shut down the first fire nation gay pride parade

next movie depicts the two years where sokka didn't speak to zuko because zuko asked him to stop calling people faggots

you can unfollow me but you can't make the gaang allies

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it