may no fantasy hold my head up

Doctor who it’s me your regency era situationship I’m in cgi hell. You have to remember that you’re gay

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

do some people know they’ll be inscribed into my heart forever no matter the silence and the distance and most of all no matter the time

gotta feel for trucy wright. has to suck balls randomly meeting a hot rockstar on the street and just when you think you’re about to have your y/n moment the first thing he says is that he desires your brother carnally

Something to keep in mind…. building muscle is so hard people compete to see who can do it best. If you’re a woman worried about “getting bulky”, i promise you that you cannot achieve that physique by accident. Now go lift weights to increase your bone density & protect yourself from osteoporosis and improve your insulin resistence and eat a fiber + protein dense meal with some carbs to refuel and fat for satiety + energy 🫵

trans women this goes double for you especially the part about eating 🫵 you are not immune to your bones becoming tapioca in your old age pick up the weights and the fork sister we’re all gonna build our new bodies if i have anything to say about it

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!