may no fantasy hold my head up

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

cats cant drive cars but if they could youd see some airplane ears in traffic, thats all im sayin!

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

Doctor who it’s me your regency era situationship I’m in cgi hell. You have to remember that you’re gay

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

do some people know they’ll be inscribed into my heart forever no matter the silence and the distance and most of all no matter the time