just cutthroat kitchen things

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

@sailorleo

Cutthroat Kitchen is more or less the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

I had a dream I was on cutthroat kitchen and I got stuck in the pantry and alton brown kept me in there & told me I had been banished & had to be the Pantry Goblin for the rest of time

My life isn’t a mess, it’s deconstructed™

full offense but i’m pretty sure alton brown would make a better joker than jared leto

Cosmo sex tip #7391: when he least expects it, lean in and seductively whisper in his ear, “I have $100,000 of cold, hard cash in this case. Four chefs get $25,000 each. If they want to leave this kitchen with any of the cash, they have to survive three culinary challenges - and each other - in a game where sabotage is not only encouraged, it’s for sale.”

i love when people on cutthroat kicthen try selling something as ‘deconstructed’ but its just A Mess™

why do they censor his entire chin

I just watched an episode of cutthroat kitchen where the challenge was chicken parmesan and this guy didn’t get any form of tomato so he mixed mayo and paprika to try to make it red and tried to pass it as marinara sauce