･☾✩˚ฅ ̳͒•ˑ̫• ̳͒ฅ˚✩ ☽･

making art is so fucking hard. wheres that defunctland quote

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

god you’re so fat [flirtatious] [affectionate]

your ragebait will not work on me i am intellectually superior to everyone i disagree with

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.

phineas and ferb heritage post

You know a few different times I’ve been asked what my biggest regret in life is and I usually say “I don’t know” but that’s a lie. A fat lie. My biggest regret is one time in 7th grade I broke a glowstick and drew a heart with Sasuke’s name in it on my bedroom wall but if that’s not bad enough you know glowsticks usually fade after a day, right? Well not this one- this one stained the wall so even at a grown ass adult there’s Sasuke’s name in a goddamn giant ass heart on my wall as erasable as the shame in my heart.

My new biggest regret is this post

Do not start reblogging this again I swear to god it hasn’t gotten notes for months and now suddenly it’s back in my notifications. I’ve moved out of my house and I am finally free. Let me be free.

No freedom.

hold your horses is just genuine good life advice

substance “abuse”? that can’t be right…… every substance I use was cherished

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.