SMOKE ASS EAT GRASS

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

happy month, fellow slurs.

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

I don't know this sport.

Luke’s face is what makes this.

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resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that