SMOKE ASS EAT GRASS

does anyone know if it is possible to write an email

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/