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“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” well I asked Gothitelle and she showed me the inevitable heat death of the universe

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

the cliche 2012 era ff.net "lucy gets kicked out of team natsu" fics are hilarious for a lot of reasons but mostly because. lucy couldn't get rid of those mfs if she tried. they're in her house. they're following her on jobs that pay like a 100 jewels. they thought she left them and freaked the fuck out and followed her across the country. they basically imprinted on her like 3 annoying, highly destructive baby ducklings. be serious.

Natsu was grumpy when she couldn't go with him and Happy in ONE Mission. He's burning down the country if she was kicked out for a day.