A Forgotten Hero

Not every story is about seeing yourself in it. Sometimes it’s about learning to see other people too.

i often have every intention of doing something. which means nothing

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

i keep approximately 30,000 watermelons in my inventory at all time so that should i ever be slain they will immediately drop all at once causing my attacker to experience a 280% drop in frames and possibly bluescreen

i had a """"friend"""" who would constantly harass me and touch me in college because my instinctual reaction was scream really loud. i have cptsd. she did it anyway because she liked to hear my screams echo in the hallways. thank god that bitch is not in my life anyway. should have fucking punched her

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

be normal?? about that man??? but have you SEEN him???

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

Funniest part about Robin Jason canonically going to heaven is that it implies either 1) Jason didn’t kill Felipe and Bruce completely blew up their relationship for no reason or 2) you’re allowed in heaven after killing someone as long as that someone really deserved it, which would then imply that heaven itself is on Jason’s side in the Jason vs Bruce conflict.