poggers

sorry for seeing the divine in the monstrous. not my fault.

sorry for making the divine monstrous. that one is my fault i take full credit for it.

i am a big believer in biting people

We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever

*reaches into lava and pulls out my perfectly roasted chicken breast*

[PEELS GOD AND GIVES YOU A SLICE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU]

I'm addicted to just saying shit

world heritage post

Hey bud, you okay? I heard Achilles Come Down by Gang of Youths being blasted from your bedroom earlier. 

Your excitement is adorable and I’ll do anything to make you smile like that again

as long as the stars continue to sparkle in the night sky; as long as the flowers bloom and the rain falls, i will love you