Beautiful Wreck

Say a prayer for me I'm going to try to marathon Yuri on Ice and not cry.

the worst thing the average woman has ever done in her whole life is shoplifting lip balm from a target and the worst thing the average man has ever done is full on sexual assault at least once by age 20. like statistically

I did a little embezzlement as a treat ☺️

Why do I love this white boy so much

Ok, imagine a female James Bond villain who recruits up henchmen at Eton among the bad kids who don't want to be overshadowed by their daddies and Ewan has made it through the ranks to be the number 1 henchman.

I will say, Japan does NOT fuck with big or/and tall bitches and they do not let you forget it

I did a few years in Korea as a fattie, the elderly ladies on the subway always offered me their seats because they thought I was pregnant.