beautiful-lie

things worthy of investment: leather jackets, good lingerie, perfume, foundation, your dreams 

DONE

Needa find me a freak…………who will go to bed early with me

Now we know what elephants blog about.

it’s actually proven that elephants view humans as we view cute animals.

Can you believe there are people who lay down and they just….go to sleep?

My parents have been married thirty six years and my dad had to work a few hours early this morning (he refs hs football for extra cash), while he was gone my mom went to Dunkin Donuts to get breakfast and bought him his favorite muffin to surprise him when he came home and when he did it was with her favorite muffin from Dunkin Donuts and you know what I’m so not interested in all the cynical bs about love and marriage being fake like if that’s not some romantic shit right there idk what is.

That’s so sweet ohmygosh

I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”