JustAHalfSatan

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

i will destroy Alex.

I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use

god I just love small objects

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

top 10 screenshots taken right before a Twitter ban

Haha looks like that relationship didn’t work out… didn’t work out et al.

advanced tip: while driving, you can use your turn signal to warn other drivers that you intend to turn.

women with horns

yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

YOU EXIST???

stardew valley is just a big competition for who can find the weirdest thing to do with mayor lewis’ horrible shorts

your gazelle has a pearl choker