Sasquachamoe

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probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

dude got hit with the ol’ Lorum Ipsem beam😞

Fun fact! Titanium is often used for medical implants because it's *dodges lorem ipsum beam* because it's strong, nontoxic, won't corrode inside the body, and best of all, *dodges* bone will directly grow onto it! This is called "osseointegration" and it means that your titanium artificial hip, dental implant, or whatever will have greater *dodges* greater mechanical stability and will ARRRGGH! aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit!

Some animals are silly beyond reasonable measure.

this is genuinely one of my favorite videos

i have hidden a golden ticket in one of my posts, and whoever finds it will get to go on a Marvelous Tour of my Whimsical Tower in which I Will Not Kill You and You Will Not Be Killed .

you will Not be chopped up and used for spell components, let me make that clear

ignore the Doompa Loompas

could you guys shut tf up for once

my most toxic trait is that whenever i hold something you're meant to hit things with, i start feeling very different. Very powerful

My white ass would be corrupted by the demon blade so fast. Like you could not put me and the demon blade in the same room before i would be taking bodies and drinking the blood of former confidants

I need like at least a ten hour version of that holy shit

Click play on this song 600 times and your wish will instantly become reality

600 times one minute and sixteen seconds is 760 hours so OP would get its wish seventy-six times hooray 🎉

I beg you to learn

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The problem isn't the over designed twinks or the silly horse girls or the goofy cookies it's the gambling. You guys know it's the gambling right? I need to you all to know the problem with gatcha games is that they're just normalizing gambling addictions to younger generations.