Floral

Sometimes I go "meow meow meow." Not today though because I'm full of darkness.

its my right to open carry a wasp nest at the grocery store

i've seen things you people are probably already familiar with

lets all find patterns in the pulsing waves

wished a customer happy new year yesterday and he responded “happy new moment! you get as many of those as you’d like :)” so we’re all gonna be okay

Tip: Hold Doll to refill your Mood Meter (and make it feel useful).

Tip: Doll is loyal. Command it to kill from your Items menu and it will comply without hesitation.

Tip: Doll is Cute.

Tip: If you refer to Doll with they/them, it will cleave you in half with its Blade.

people will see a movie just because it came out

it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?

Hang on I need to look something up

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

being anticiv is rlly hard cos im trying to put up this flat pack furniture but screwdrivers are social violence so im having to use bits of twig and bark and shit

(in perfect birdsong) what did i TELL you about language?

if we ignore all the stuff that's gone wrong ive kind of had nothing but wins