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“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”

“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”

“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”

“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”

“what? don’t like it when your ‘manic pixie dream girl’ is experiencing mania?”

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

leering roommate who's been very clearly trying to set up a "you have to wear a cowkini around the apartment for a week" type pervert wager every time you get drunk together for at this point months but is simply and i mean really truly Absolutely Dogshit at playing mahjong

Marxists understand that the way to abolish class is not by ignoring it; rather, the goal is to render everybody a proletarian, a class that has in its interests only the final abolition of class; or, to paraphrase cinema's most correct villain, 'When everybody is a prole, nobody will be!' Similarly, family abolitionists must understand that the only way forward is not to restrict the family; we can abolish it only by putting everybody in such a position that it is in their interests to do so; or, in other words, the goal of socialism is to turn everybody into a daughter.

the older i get the more it's terrifying to me how much child surveillance is normalized. scared for your child's mental health? here's more tools that will make them feel even more watched at all times. child is experimenting with their gender identity while away from you? we made it this other adult's job to surveil them for you. kid is "enjoying" their "free time" instead of doing homework? we've put parental controls on the things that they like so that you can monitor their private time. like can we fucking stop

it took me until 24 to realize that my parents don't deserve to just waltz into my room while i'm asleep and that me thinking this was fucking terrifying behavior wasn't actually unreasonable at all

unrestricted internet access is good for children because the alternative is that their parents are fucking inescapable. surveilling your child is abuse.

[480p video taken in a dim room, there are still tear tracks on my face while I hold up a double peace sign] I cconsent...