por recónditos senderos inalámbricos.

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

sometimes i think abt that one art of that cocky guy at school who gets asked who he thinks is the prettiest in class and hes like "haha, me of course!" and everyone laughs and then the next panel shes alone in her room all dolled up kissing her reflection in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre so cute youre so cute"

My Schemes Brew With a Potency Not Yet Seen on This Earth I'm Brewing Plots the Likes of Which No Wizard Has Even Dreamt I'm Moving Like the Folger's Instant Fucking Coffee Factory Bitch It's Time to Show Some Numb Nut Nobodies Who the Fuck Is Boss This Time I'll Take Nary a Strike Upon My Form I'll Be God Damn Untouchable and Shit Man You Don't Even Understand How Freshly Fortuitous My Fucking Fates Read Man I'm Getting On Some Excruciatingly Complex and Debauched Fuck Shit Man You Don't Even Know

I Wanted to Become a Magical Girl, but When I Finally Did I Found Out I Was in an Edgy Deconstruction With Zero Care for the Genre!!

everyone in rabbit and steel talks like they have a tumblr account