FUDGE

everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

I know “oh no”, “oops”, and “uh-oh” are the suggested substitutes, but it really just looks like Microsoft is prompting you for an apology to your potentially offended readers

Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

the other four are for bloodshed

me, while picking up worms from the sidewalk so i can put them back into the mud: a soggy boy is a happy boy

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

seduce me with ur art history knowledge 

havent been stick bugged in a while… hope everything is ok

Cute gender neutral things to call your partner

can’t stop thinking about that interview where the guy is like “what’s your favourite chick flick?” and robert pattinson goes “chicken run”