JustPeachy

All this bounce and no one to play with it

So @hog-handler made me record myself trying on a shirt that has definitely seen better days. Here’s the results.

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

- Peanut butter – 150g → ~900 kcal

- Nutella – 120g → ~640 kcal

- Butter – 50g → ~360 kcal

- Golden syrup – 40g → ~125 kcal

- Oats – 20g → ~75 kcal

Total: ~2100 kcal

(You can trim Nutella to 100g if you want it closer to 2000 exactly.)

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🥣 Method

1. Microwave the butter + peanut butter + Nutella for 20–30 seconds until soft but not hot.

2. Stir in the golden syrup until glossy.

3. Add the oats and mix until it thickens into a dough.

4. Shape into one giant cookie (or press into a ramekin).

5. Chill in the fridge for 20–30 minutes so it firms up.

I’m starting to look obscene and I’m loving it

Could not stop running my hands over all the rolls and spilling fatness. Got me so turned on thinking about how far I have come and how much bigger I still want to get.

(Also I said 36 inch shorts when I actually bought 46 inch ones because I am that fat now)

Just let me play with your chub while we cuddle

Or pop a cupcake in your mouth at dinner

Maybe we could just get in bed and watch movies while snacking for hours

Or I could even just hug you and feel how soft you are while we’re pressed against each other.