Eat the rude with fava beans and a nice chianti

Are you scarred? Probably more than I know. I show you mine if you show me yours.

I thought this was adorable :)

I made a quick tutorial on how to make gifs with Photoshop - focused on just how to get started! Featuring Will Graham…

We regret to inform you that we were unable to deliver the following items:

Nostalgie japonais: white and yellow camellias, lily of the valley, and white anemone, set off with a red rose center

Elegant forgiveness: purple and blue hyacinths, white tulips, and forget-me-nots bound with white ribbon

Heart attack: a blood-red varietal of Sweet William nestled in baby’s breath

Fidélité: elegant hydrangeas, pink roses, and bright sunflowers

Ammirazione: gladioli flanked by yellow chrysanthemums, freesia, and larkspur

We were unable to deliver your gift for the following reasons:

     [  ] incorrect address/missing information

     [  ] unable to access destination

     [x] parcel refused

Additionally, our delivery personnel inform us that we are unable to honor further requests to deliver to Mr. Graham. We will be more than happy, however, to assist you in spreading the gift of floral elegance to more amenable recipients.

Sincerely,

Rita Klein

now i’m screaming internally over will’s awkward “talk to the hand” (did i just show my age with that phrase? 🤔) altercation with the floral delivery person, but also crying internally because, being the lovesick cannibae he is, hanni probably hand-selected these elegant bouquets—with thoughtful and symbolic intentions, ofc—only to have the blooms of his affection solidly refused.

in other words, this little “crack-or-is-it” fic is fucking me up hardcore.

Hannibal Rewatch: Buffet Froid