While im high

she read this post with her pussy

he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks

wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?

you can’t LIE on the INTERNET

you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

This is the FBI, we’ll give you space if you don’t want to talk right now, but we’ll always be here for you.

umm no u must be from like montana or somethin and have shitty pizza cause frozen pizza usually sux

You say “pizza is pizza” but the instant pineapple/mushrooms/something else gets involved, half of you folks will turn on us. Hypocrites! Traitors! Heretics!

Is deep dish pizza not just a type of cheesecake?

They’re all pies

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

Please.

This is an acephobia free zone <3

o'course :)

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

Bruh this shit was amazing

GO BABY GO OMG

Poetry in motion

My jaw dropped

the tail wag on her way down