jupyter notebook

how am i supposed to jerk off to this fuckable twink if he’s voiced by a woman

temu brand ball polymer got me cummin different

i don’t want 2% milf. i want 100% milf. i want heavy whipping milf. i want organic unpasteurized milf.

p-hacking? yeah i wish she would

i’m like the ted kazinsky of cuddling :3

anxious/avoidant attachment cycle but for job interviews

had a really uplifting dream last night that i was balding and that i shaved my head and finally became hot

not now dear. i’m inhaling antifreeze vapors and having prophetic visions.

a true gooner needs only their imagination

daddy dom asmr but he’s worked for a decade in a coal mine and he keeps having graphic coughing fits

all akiangel discourse is like “wow these two anime boys fuck nasty” or “angel is a bottom” WRONG these freaks can barely handle holding hands if they got so much as a genuine hug they’d break down ugly crying. anyways yeah angel def whimpers when it goes in.

i play Six Beers. this gives me enough Alcohol to play Six More Beers. using Six More Beers i can search my deck for My Keys. because My Keys is in my hand, I can play it alongside the legendary sorcery Drunk Driving. go to combat. I hit you with My Car for 100 damage trample.

pooping was invented by Big Shitting to sell more toilets