#gooners

Need this pussy wrecked

Gooning day in and day out. Reading comprehension on 0. Dick hard as fuck, drool on your chin, a buffering symbol floating above your head. The only thing you can do is hit reblog on pornography or sexy photos of women. You can’t read a sentence. You can’t interact with humans through the medium of language. All the blood has rushed from your head, rendering you useless, worthless, and degenerate. You message a pretty girl on tumblr. “Nice ass babe it’s a shame you have panties on.” She ignores you. Your faceless profile is full of fetish porn. You hear footsteps approaching your bedroom door, you panic, quickly shutting your laptop. Your mom says dinner is ready. You are 55. Later, when your head has cleared from the meatloaf your mother made, you decide to abandon your pornography addiction and deactivate your Tumblr account, only to make a new one the next day, no profile picture. You see a pretty girl. You message her, “god you’ve got my dick so hard right now baby wanna see?” You send a close up photo of your penis from an awkward and unappealing angle to make it look as big as possible. You are reported for spam and sexual activity. Your profile is deactivated.

The person who made this is just perfect. It’s a compilation of voice lines where Nikto is sounding extra sexy 👩🏾‍🍳 💋 🤌🏾.