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There's no reason to stay on the boat called life either, yet here we are. You and me at the same place, floating on a big rock in the middle of nowhere.

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You’re not here because you’re intelligent – you’re here as a consequence. Your entire life is a matchstick slowly burning to ash, while you watch and pretend that you’re the one that controls the flame just because your parents were foolish enough to light it.

-ao3 fanfic at 3am

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If your favorite pokemon was either psychic, dark, ghost or fairy type, you are gay now.

#pokemon #pkmn #lgbtq #shitpost

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Pie

Once I went to buy,

a very delicious apple pie

from a shop named ‘Crispy Fry’.

I saw the pie with my eye

but it was kept very high.

So I started to cry,

When the shop-guy asked me why,

I told him a lie,

that I had pain in my thigh.

My tears I had to dry,

For then he gave me the pie,

And I left with a ‘bye-bye’.

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Via della Luce, Roma

Same vibes.

Chönk

#shitpost #cat #pets #cats #catblr

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i-am-a-fish

computerbrxin

Ill take one, keep the change.

i-am-a-fish

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I will take the whole stand to buy your affection.

#fish #love

#cursed #cursed pictures #cursed images #teletubbies #shitpost #memes #uwu

picsthatmakeyougohmm

hmmm

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fie! come h're and englut mine own coxcomb thee distemperate blinking idiot. To reacheth the fin that gent needeth much courage. nay on this office mure.

#shakespeare #shitpost #po #teletubbies

turnipoddity

If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land

hombredeflorida

“This is YOUR fault!”

scope-dogg

Since it's your philosophy, beware your own answers.

#shitpost

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#cats #funny #pets #animals #shitpost #cutecats #cute #partycat #uwu #cats on tumblr #catblr #funny animals #kawaii #cat #cat with hat

*throws white collar worker in the air*

employeet

#bad jokes #bad puns #shitposts

qualidude

#uwu #uwuwuwuwuwu

Sticc

If a cellotape has bad quality, it probably isn't sticking up to its reputation.

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Mushroom Boys Dancing in the Woods (2021)

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Same energy

#frogs #mushrooms #party #shitpost

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POV: you are mountainbiking and you ate a wEiRd mUsHrOoM on your way.

#deep dream #mushroom #mycology #shitpost #meme

Pie

Once I went to buy,

a very delicious apple pie

from a shop named ‘Crispy Fry’.

I saw the pie with my eye

but it was kept very high.

So I started to cry,

When the shop-guy asked me why,

I told him a lie,

that I had pain in my thigh.

My tears I had to dry,

For then he gave me the pie,

And I left with a ‘bye-bye’.

#pie #poetry #shitpost #poem #apollo #rhyme #shitty poems

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