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AMERICANS, LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING
I am an English person, living in America. And for the last FUCKING TIME NO, a crumpet and an English muffin are not 'kinda the same thing, right?'
See these majestic fuckers right here?
These are crumpets. They are chewy and bready and sweetish. They are also made in a frying pan with a crumpet mold, although most people just buy them prepackaged. Think of them like very thick pancakes made with yeast. The holes form perfectly naturally and the butter melts all the way down into them, and the same goes for jam. Their consistency is completely different to English muffins (which aren't English, you guys know that right?)
These are English muffins:
They look slightly similar on the surface. But they are completely different. These are like thick toast or a thin bagel. They work very well for sandwiches, and are tasty for breakfast, but they are NOT FUCKING CRUMPETS. They have more of a traditional bread-like consistency than crumpets. And their holes don't go all the way down the way crumpets' do, nor are there as many. However, I am by no means saying they're not good -
BUT IF I WALK INTO A 'BRITISH THEMED TEA ROOM' AND GET REALLY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT CRUMPETS ON THE MENU BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HAD THEM IN YEARS AND THEN YOU SET ENGLISH MUFFINS IN FRONT OF ME AND TRY TO PASS THEM OFF AS CRUMPETS I WILL BE FORCED TO POLITELY AND SILENTLY EAT THEM BECAUSE I AM ENGLISH AND WE DO NOT COMPLAIN IN PUBLIC BUT KNOW THAT I AM FUCKING SEETHING INSIDE RIGHT NOW.
My mind palace...
I just got really emotional because I realised that I have always had a mind palace. Or at least, I've had one for years. You guys are literally the first people I'm telling about it, it's been this secret in my head for as long as I can remember, really. I think I was about five when I created it? Anyway, I created it when things got bad, when parents were fighting and my mum was too drunk to look after me. It was the size of the water closet in my house, and was bright pink, and I could literally go there and watch whole films, or read books, or go to sleep on a comfy bed (for a while I didn't have a bed of my own). Anyway, up until recently I was ashamed that as a 23 year-old woman sometimes I still go to that little pink closet and sit there, imagining all the things I could do. When I was little, Princess Jasmine came to talk to me. Now, I'm there alone, but I feel really safe.
I was having all these doubts about what it meant for my mental state that I still go to this little pink room when I'm upset (I don't even particularly care for pink anymore), and then when I realised it was a mind palace I was distraught because what does that say about my mental capabilities that all I can conjure is a closet-sized pink room with a pink TV and Disney movies and a book shelf on the wall?
And then I realised, I made that room to keep myself safe. I went there all the time to get away from childhood abuse and troubles. From a very young age I have enjoyed being alone in small, enclosed spaces because they make me feel safer than anything else.
And so you know what? I'm okay with my mind palace staying a little pink room. Because I made it to keep me safe, and it's kept me that way.
Sorry for the random post.
Transgender Teen Faces 1 Year Sentence After Fighting Off Bullies
TLTR; A 16 year old trans woman defends herself against 3 bullies who have constantly harassed her. Weeks after all 4 students were suspended, local police charge her, and only her, with misdemeanor battery. The Police Department refuses to recognize her as a trangender person so she would not be able to fall under hate crime protections.
When 10th grader Jewlyes Gutierrez, a transgender student, stood up to three bullies at her high school in November, all four students were suspended.
The incident made some local news. Gutierrez, 16, said she had asked an assistant principal at Hercules High School for help with chronic bullying a few days earlier, and gotten none. A school board meeting on December 2 focused on the incident. As the semester wound down, it seemed the story would stay in Hercules, California.
But a few weeks later, Contra Costa County Deputy District Attorney Daniel Cabral charged Gutierrez with misdemeanor battery. The charge came just months after California governor Jerry Brown passed a law enacting transgender student rights, making California the first state to enshrine certain protections to transgender students.
Now, a petition—“Drop charges against transgender teen defending herself!”—has become one of the fastest growing petitions on Change.org, collecting more than 168,000 signatures since January 7.
(SIGN THE PETITION)
The alleged battery took place on November 13, 2013. Gutierrez is accused of slapping another student after having gum spat in her face.
On top of the petition, which was created by Gutierrez’s sister, supporters have sent Daniel Cabral more than 50 letters demanding that he dismiss the case. That could happen at a pre-trial conference scheduled for February 5, according to Kaylie Simon, Gutierrez’s attorney.
This is the first time Gutierrez has been charged with a crime. If convicted, Simon says, the maximum time she could face is one year, which might be served at a juvenile hall or a group home. She could also be sentenced to the Orin Allen Youth Rehabilitation Facility, or Byron Boys Ranch, which is a minimum security juvenile detention center. As the name suggests, the facility is for boys.
Jennifer Lopez, a journalist with the magazine Everything Transgender in NYC, brought to light one part of that injustice. In an interview with the TransAdvocate, Lopez recounted a conversation she had with Connie Van Putten of the Hercules Police Department.
Van Putten told Lopez “the transgender person is listed as a male on school records, therefore she would refer to the transgender person as a male,” Lopez said.
“Because [Gutierrez] is listed as a male, [Van Putten] did not identify [Gutierrez] as a transgender person," Lopez reported. Van Putten then told Lopez that because Gutierrez was listed as male in these records, she “would not be able to fall under hate crime [protections].”
Gutierrez still attends Hercules High, along with the other students from the incident.
“I feel negative attention and energy around them," Gutierrez said in an interview with the Bay Area Reporter.
“Just because you’re different you’ll get picked on, name-calling, bullied, taunted, harassed, all those,” Gutierrez told NBC Bay Area in December. “I was just sticking up for myself.”
Hey check it out another way that our lovely government is complicit in marking a trans woman of color as disposable.
Silence from white trans leaders: nearly fucking complete. (White trans women who are part of our rank and file have spoken up, btw. Thank y’all!) The mainstream media and the white queer media cares more about this girl than white trans “leaders.”
Still think everything’s hunky dory, y’all?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dear me Mr. Holmes
What happened to you?
Deserting your friends
And “taking” your life
You’ve made quite a mess
And caused lots of strife
And your little friend John
What about him
Without you
He looks quite grim
So think very hard
Before you return
Not everyone can handle
That kind of burn
Dear me Mr. Holmes
Does my name ring a bell?
That day you faked your death
I faked mine as well.
-JM
*Hyperventilates*
I LOVE JIM AND POETRY AND NURSERY RHYMES. *slams down hand in joy*

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You made all the males attractive when I thought there was no hope for them. You, my good artist, are a miracle-worker.
Amazing art
I love this except how the fat characters are made so much thinner. It feels like lightening their skin.
SCAR LOOKS LIKE LOKI.
These really are gorgeous, but I have to agree that I wish the fat characters becoming 'more attractive' hadn't been them being made thin.
ATTENTION ALL SHERLOCKIANS AND FANS OF ANDREW SCOTT!
Do not click on, read, or share Examiner articles written on Andrew Scott. They are written by Gail Glaser who spreads lies about Andrew, harasses his fans, and sometimes even his friends. She has been pushing publication on a biography she has written about Andrew, against his wishes. Andrew has stated the he does not support it, and he described the biography has intrusive and feels that it would be inaccurate. She is homophobic, hateful, and she has stolen pictures of Andrew as a child from Andrew’s sister’s Facebook, as well as number of other dreadful things, and every time you click on her articles she gets money.
sure moriarty was technically worse since he did actually kill people but that’s not going to stop me from hating charles augustus magnussen more than any other character who has ever appeared on this show
because moriarty might be voldemort, but magnussen is umbridge
FUCKING YES
I haven’t even read Harry Potter and this comparison is the best shit in the world
The accuracy in this post is astounding.
My Theory on how Jim survived:
I think he really did shoot himself. However that mouth shot wouldn’t have hit his frontal lobe. I think he deliberately shot himself in the cerebellum (‘little brain in the back of your head’) and calculated the angle so he would miss his brain stem. The cerebellum is responsible largely for movement, posture, and balance. I think he allowed Sherlock to dismantle his web while he underwent physical therapy and rehabilitation (which he planned for), and then started to rebuild while Sherlock and Mycroft were distracted by CAM. Jim is just crazy enough to seriously damage himself for a game. That’s my first theory. More to come!
EDIT: I've been thinking more about this and doing some research (hope people stay away from my search history), and it seems the most efficient way to shoot oneself would be to but a bullet through the eye. Moriarty would know this, he's smart. A gun in the mouth is one is the least successful ways to do it. That being said, perhaps he used a blank. This would still hurt him badly, and create enough blood to create the illusion of a true headshot, but not as much damage as a real bullet. He'd still have to do therapy and rehab, but maybe not as much. So...still thinking...
Am I the only one really upset that Sherlock is not listed as one of John's pressure points? I mean, even if you don't ship it, bromance for life at least, am I right?

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And every one of them deserves equal respect. Feel free to share and reblog this. No credit needed. ^_^
The heterosexual flag is so boring. :c
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No that’s not “good”. That’s discriminating against heterosexuals because we lean the way that’s normal. That’s not equality my friends. That’s believing that everyone who is different is better than those who are straight.
While I see your point, and I don't think 'good' is a particularly nice comment either, I object to your use of the word 'normal' to describe heterosexuality. In the words the late, great Dorothy Parker:
"Heterosexuality is not normal, just common."
Alright, so I am a self-proclaimed feminist and my boyfriend is…not. Whenever we get into discussions about feminism and patriarchy, he says things like “They’re just jokes…they’re making fun of men who think that way because as you see, they never get laid” (to an anti-woman joke in a movie),...
Okay, as someone I follow, you're a friend. Seriously. Even if we've never spoken before, you are a friend, and I am speaking to you now as a friend. I want you to try and listen, and not just dismiss this as an angry feminist rant or someone who is over-dramatic.
Why are you with this man? Did you read what you just wrote? Have you gone through it? I know you probably love him, I don't doubt that you have wonderful times and hopefully good sex, but love, sadly, is not always enough. Because if this man speaks this way, then he doesn't love women, and if he doesn't love women, then he CANNOT love YOU. Not really. He can't love or respect you as a person because he does not love or respect women. How would I know? Because I have dated the man you described. I've been with that man. And it didn't end well.
I spent years with a man who thought that way, three and a half, actually. We were engaged; I almost married the man you're describing, and it took every part of me to tear myself away. But he ended up being emotionally and verbally abusive, controlling, and possessive. I woke up one time with him already inside me because he 'didn't think he had to ask.' He asked me to stop seeing my friends, doing my art, and essentially being myself. He tried to push me into having a baby. And despite all this, I was very, very in love with him.
You may be thinking that your boyfriend isn't that bad, and he sounds nothing like my ex, he just has some unsavory opinions. But that is how everything started with my ex.
Please, please, reread what you just wrote, and imagine how you would feel if it were a friend telling you that story.
You are a person, and you deserve to be treated as such.
Hey remember when the Sherlock fandom broke tumblr?
Moriarty: “Did you miss me?”
The Sherlock Fandom:

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Mary is not evil.
Mary has made bad choices.
Mary had to take a new name to escape some choices.
Mary thought she was free.
Mary fell in love.
Mary got married and found out that her blackmailer still knew who she was.
Mary didn’t want to lose her husband.
Mary made more bad choices to protect herself, her husband, and their unborn child.
Mary did what she thought she had to do.
Mary is not evil.
Mary is scared.
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As you can probably tell by now, I am not a spoiler-free blog. I will continue to tag all my spoilers until the eps air on PBS in America, but after that you bitches are on your own.