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10 Most attractive Sebastian Stan public looks as voted by my followers countdown:

Dude: OK, guys, let’s assign the disasters. Hum, tsunami. Who wants the tsunami?

2004: Yeah, I’ll have the tsunami.

Dude: OK, 2004 has the tsunami. 2012, do you still want the asteroid?

2012: Nah, no need.

Dude: Cool, let’s schedule that for 2030. OK, 2020, I have-

2020: FIRES.

Dude: OK, we can do fires, no problem-

2020: NUCLEAR TENSION.

Dude: Fires and… nuclear tension?

2020: PANDEMIC.

Dude: 2020, you can’t just- just have EVERYTHING-

2020: KOBE BRYANT DIES IN A HELICOPTER ACCIDENT.

1986: Wh-who’s Kobe Bryant?

1347: Heli-what?

Dude: So, you’re asking for fires, nuclear tension, a pandemic AND the death of basketball legend in your year!?

2020: TILL MARCH.

Dude: C’mon. Guys, help me with this.

1986: I would say something, but… CHERNOBYL! Oops, am I right?

2014: At least you still have the twin towers.

2000: Wait, what do you mean?

1347: I agree that 2020 is pushing it-

1945: YOU’RE LITERALLY- You’re the high point of the Bubonic plague!

1347: Oh, much apologies, Sir TWO ATONIC BOMBS!

1945: It’s ATOMIC, you f*ing medieval-

1347: Who are you calling medieval, G.I. Joe. Go play with your-

1945: Here we go again-

2000: Now, seriously, what-

1: Y’all want BREAD?!

Boots

Hoodie

Backpack

Y/N : Are you doing depressed science again?

“I fell off the motorcycle twice, off a Harley-Davidson. You have to know when your time is up and when to give it over to somebody… but you always do as much as you can - and then you’ve got to let a professional in there.” – Sebastian Stan

#this after an entire montage of getting to know each other throughout their childhoods The Swan Princess (1994) dir. Richard Rich

Everyone’s doing autopsies... but idiocy runs amok these days. So if you’re in the US and your husband hits you, here’s what you do:

Poison your husband by feeding him bleach — a lot of it. Or chroloquinine — the aquarium kind.

Then turn the tv on to Fox News, run yourself a bubblebath, and come out soaking wet to find your dumbfuck husband having done what he saw on the tv.

Call 911 and report that your husband tried to cure his Covid like the president said.

There you go! Abuser all fucked up for life, you vindicated, alibi established — and if they autopsy?

“Cause of death?”

Tony, overhearing: What are we?

Me: *thinking about Sebastian Stan’s 8 lines in Infinity War* nice

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Endgame: *Bucky says 2 lines*