Hello

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

Don’t talk to me about buffing or debuffing stats either. The only stat that matters is the enemy’s HP, and I am going to debuff it all the way to zero.

Next some loser is gonna tell me to use the brake button in a racing game. No I hold accelerate the whole time and either drift or die

when andrew garfield’s peter parker was saving ppl in cars hanging from a bridge and that one little kid is too scared to climb up so he rips off his own mask and says “see? i’m just a guy” like. mcu really truly could never have such a simple and compassionate moment ever

Put cinnamon and cloves in my facemask when I went shopping today so I could shop deliciously

i think you’re in the wrong plague

You telling me Covid won’t make me sick through foul-smelling miasma? You some modern ‘germ theory’ trend follower? Huh?

to everyone not in the bsd fandom, I am so, so sorry

he’s an irredeemable villain to you. he’s my special little princess though

classic lit hits different than modern lit not because modern lit lacks depth but because there’s something so incredible about reading something and knowing that hundreds of years before you people were living, breathing, loving, the same way you do now. like one hundred years ago someone read these same words and felt them and read them just as you do today, and you’re connected despite the times that separates you

Y’all, I can’t reblog this fast enough

Fucking THANK YOU.

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.