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why is this a screenshot of tumblr and twitter at the same time and also at an angle

Spell: Chaos Defrost, a targeted burst of heat that instantly and safely thaws any frozen item or creature not lawfully-aligned

Thats not an unpopular opinion. This is pure specieism and cultural relativism most humans partake in

I cannot accurately describe how filthy I feel as a vegan to constantly have vegans on my blog spreading anti-native garbage. You are the third in my notes just today. Keep your racism firmly to yourself please and fuckyou.

What the hell

I feel these in my soul

This is such a finely aged post

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

They're called "restaurants" because they "restore" you to full health

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