june

doing wish denial with my genie boyfriend

ughhhhh im such a hungry little fucking caterpillar yeahhhh im so fucking hungry and little and caterpillary

my boner is Lost Media

drain that stupid pasta for me .. strain that worthless fusilli....

if i met the new pope i would ask him if he thinks lapis x jasper is ok to ship

Call Out Post on my Housemate she is evil and gay and i hate

you can only write about sonic the hedgehog getting his hole stretched so many times before writer's block hits

starting off my maid of honour speech: god i hate you guys

are we sure a tree isnt an animal

jerk your prophetic penis 🔮

professional wife guy tries cheating for the first second time

[shaking my magic 8 ball aggressively] am i capable of love