#erectile dysfunction

UR SO CUTE AND SWEET and mmm erectile dysfunction mmmmmm

when robby gets frustrated because he can’t stay hard, dennis immediately comforts him by kissing his chest and whispering sweet reassurances then he’ll ride robby’s soft cock, grinding slowly and clenching around him while praising him nonstop: “you feel so good inside me, so warm and thick. i love when you’re like this.”

robby’s most intense orgasms often happen when he’s only semi hard. dennis has become an expert at milking him, using his throat, his ass, and his hands together until robby is shaking and spilling into him even without a full erection. dennis gets extremely proud and turned on when he manages to make robby cum soft.

dennis has a secret kink for the soft cock. he loves sucking on robby while he’s completely soft, feeling him slowly grow in his mouth. he also loves when robby stays inside him after cumming and eventually softens , dennis will clench around the softening cock, refusing to let him pull out, whispering, “Stay inside me, I love feeling you like this.” when robby feels insecure about it, dennis gets almost aggressively affectionate.

Oh I was in the terror fandom prior to this, I know all about sexualizing erectile dysfunction...

ED Dex who struggles with performance anxiety. It's not that he isn't turned on, but actually being in his presence when he's trying to get off makes him so nervous he can't seem to get it up. He's so embarrassed about it. He spent all those times watching you, getting hard from seeing a light breeze brush by you in the right way. He'd nearly chaffed himself raw from watching you through his scope. Which is why it's so devastating for him that when he's actually really here, infront of you finally, and he can't get it up.

"I-i I'm so sorry, thi-this doesn't usually happen, I swear!" He says while sweating profusely, overwhelmed and on the verge of just hitting his dick to hope it gets some blood flowing.

"It's okay if you don't wanna do it right no-" "NO! no I do, I do, I CAN, I just-uh... this has never happened before." He's so pathetic and whiny about it.

links to previous fic recs: A/B/O, POV OUTSIDER PART 1 (Hayden!!), POV OUTSIDER PART 2 (Centaurs), Ilya & Hayden friendship, Winner's room AU

So... sick like... crazy? Like super cool?

No, sick like with the flu and FLACCID PENIS. Yay! Cause that's where love grows. These are hurt/comfort fics, which are so good, my heart and soul hurt.

You have a fever and need to be with your clothes on, with the snot and puke on... IT"S TIME FOR CARETAKING FUCK YES. Let's sort them by the caretaker:

Shane/Ilya

no one noticed |4k| not rated - short story, Shane is sick, there is a lot of soft feelings and vomiting, classic.

It's Never Good Timing |2k| T - again, vomiting and the feels, man, the feels. Ilya get's to be the best caretaker

wait |2k| E - sick Shane again, Ilya as a caretaker LIVES!

Concussion Protocol - |49k| E - canon divergent, Shane takes care of Ilya in his sex condo. Fix-it fic

Yuna and David. This stuff always makes me cry.

from the cold by @stammiviktor |6,2k| Teen - Ilya Rozanov gets loved. My favourite

As Long As You Need Someone |5k| Teen - Yuna takes care of Ilya while Shane is away. Awww

As you know i'm a sucker for A/B/O so i'm also recommending two wonderful fics about rejection sickness.

tucked beneath my muscle memory was you |55k| E - will recommend again and again. Shane has rejection sickness and he NEEDS HIS ALPHA

magnolia & heartache |23k| E - Ilya is the first alpha with rejection sickness. So much pining and earning, but it's good at the end

2. Also how about some erectile dysfunction fics? That's the real love here. Also for some reason the disfunction always happens to Ilya... Do we think Shane is so desperate for that D that he will be hard anyway? Who knows?

Adjustments |2k| - Shane meets Ilya soft dick :( That's sad. But they will get it right

The Performer |6k| E - Shane and Ilya's soft dick. What a pair. It's like a rivalry of sorts. Love wins in the end!

side effects |4k| E - They have to deal with side effects of the antidepressants. It's all so loving and comforting. I'm crying

Good Bones |32k| E - really angsty stuff, but it's all better at the end. Eventually dick WILL GET HARD, don't you worry. That's what matters. Beautiful work

+ bonus!

Older Leon with a sweetheart of a boyfriend who draws him warm baths with vanilla scented soaps and the softest, most luxurious hair products known to man. His aching muscles and cracked bones can literally reform in real time when he sinks in.

Older Leon who struggles to get it up but his boyfriend doesn't even care because he WILL peg Leon. He's whimpering and drooling into the sheets feeling pathetic yet his limp dick is constantly drooling to the feeling of his ass stretching.

Older Leon who practices his dad jokes on his boyfriend before anyone else and gets the dumbest expressions back to him. His darling tries to hold back his laughter, but that cocky smirk and dumb fucking stance has him laughing.