i get so gay off that dr pepper

every post I make is genius

and every day I jork my weenius

everybody wants to rule the world

hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?

im curious. put in the tags if you have siblings, how many and if you’re an only child, oldest, middle, or youngest. i feel like this tells a ton about you

california girls we're unforgivable, sins so grave they can't be absolved!

“I believe he is my soulmate.” Girl, I’m not sure that man has a soul…

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i love you sysmates who are confrontational. i love you sysmates who are mean. i love you sysmates who are loud and opinionated. i love you sysmates who are “evil.” i love you sysmates who are angry, and hard to deal with. i love you sysmates who handle big emotions, especially the negative ones. i love you sysmates who deal with those emotions and dont deal with them well. i love you sysmates who are messy. i love you difficult sysmates.