I Don’t Know, Dude

she said she wanna fuck i said perchance

He is a friend

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

what’s graped soda

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

Yes but that’s not funny.

Doro still at large

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see

The only possible response

The title scared me but trust me, it’s well worth the read