untitled because idk what to say

tumblr is the best social media site because if you put he/they in your twitter bio every day until the end of time someone will respond to your tweets with "ummmm pronouns in bio, opinion invalid 🧐" and think they're sooo cool for it but on tumblr you could post something like "I'm a girl like if a woman was a boy. anyways. laser beams you" and it would get. 5 billion note

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

every time i see people trying to normalize fatness by sexualizing it i think of that post thats like “what are you gonna tell a fucking 12 y/o? dont cry dude youre so thick? stop it” bc like. truly. not only do i personally not want my body to be sexualized lol but also its so harmful to kids like?? being fat is normal in all contexts not just when youre in lingerie with a beat face looking pouty at the camera like can we talk about the variances in human bodies without resorting to making them normal only when theyre sexy, my god

your body is good, not because it is desirable to others, but because you live in it

i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up

anyone else always horny but never want sex

those arent real words.what are you talking about

anyone else in this thread like a nice cold dr pepper

🦍 og og og og

wtf who let this gorilla on my post. put that beast away

fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

I love the whole branch of cognitive experimentation that just amounts to “we taught rats a fun new game and they really liked it”